Just Beat It
Masturbation. No pleas for cuddling, no requests for child support, no awkward questions like “Do you love me?” or “How am I going to get this out of my hair?” Has mankind yet discovered anything quite so fantastic? Today, class, this is the subject at hand.
So you […]
- Posted on May 14th, 2008
- Articles, Eli Keshet, Existentialism (Vol. XIX no. 5)
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Olympics Win Gold Medal for Sucking
The Olympics are back with only a few more months to go until the 2008 Summer Games in Beijing and Hong Kong. And man, I couldn’t care less about anything else.
I hate everything about the Olympics, from the pompous theme music to the endless advertising of […]
- Posted on May 14th, 2008
- Articles, Eli Keshet, Technology (Vol. XIX no. 4)
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