The Online Issue
Summer Jobs! Don’t they suck? Yes they do! What good are they? Very little! Is there no benefit? Yes there is! What is this benefit? A Web-Only issue of The Red Herring!
(Note: this issue, like this website, is under construction, at least for the time being)
So, check out these sweet, sweet articles, none of which have ever felt the warm caress of paper, but have felt the warm caress of hilarity:
The Red Herring, Vol. XX, Issue 0.5:
Summer Jobs
Katie Burrell - My Parents Said to Get a Real Job
Ezra Black - Interviewing a Telemarketer
Rupert Common - How to Get Paid to Nap
David MacLean - Dear William Shakespeare: Fuck off
Jordana Globerman - Government: Lame or Lascivious?
James Beveridge and Hayden Simpson - Ways to Avoid Awful Summer-Related Conversations